Cronkri Princette

irl:

irl:

okay, honey! dinners almost ready! ive made us some piping hot boypussy tonight! and the girldick is just finishing up in the oven for desert :)

guess what we’re having tonight darling?

thats right! leftovers :)

Hey darling? Hey love of my life? My sun and stars? What the fuck is this

convenientmirror:

she washingt on my d til i c

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bloodybellycomb:

POV for when you are going to learn about a recent massive historical and political event for the first time:

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neuroticboyfriend:

miss-beloved:

narrator-navigator-storyteller:

miss-beloved:

miss-beloved:

anyways reminder that scars of any kind are morally neutral and not bad or harmful to show. if that shit is healed and not a literal open wound it is not fucking bad. it is not okay to shame or trigger warning a normal fucking part of someone’s body, including and especially when it’s a sign of physical or mental illness.

look every single time I make posts like this someone comes on my post like “not self harm scars though! those are triggering!” and fucking. think about what you’re implying for just one second here. you’re saying that if anyone has ever even once hit a mental point where they harmed themself in a way that left a lasting mark they can never show their body uncensored again. this is okay to you? you think this is fucking okay?

also, to expand on this: do not assume you know what are and aren’t self harm scars. i have ‘traditional self harm scar’ looking scars that are not self harm, just that i have a cat and scar easily. i have scars that do not look like self harm scars that very much are. you do not have the right to go up to someone and ask “hey, what are you scars from so i can decide if i can censor your body?”, nor the right to assume the origin of someone’s scars in order to censor their body. In general, no one’s scars or any other part of their body is your business

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HEY THIS IS A BANGER FUCKING LINE.

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#the human condition can not be censored #and the human condition is fucking scarred

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firstfullmoon:

I miss everything and will never get any of it back. whatever

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milkchuggs:

acidgirl:

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Thanks daikon-boy for the tags

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vanillabat99:

s0re-loser:

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I need you guys to see my jester ring right fucking now his legs and arms n head move

I have a similar one!! I finally got pictures of it to share here ^-^

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Anonymous said:

Aren't you the guy who got euthanized?

paper-mario-wiki:

yeah thats me

sol1056:

shapeshiftinterest:

self-loving-vampire:

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

song: in the hall of the mountain king

that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly

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nutwit:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

fagtainsparklez:

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

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rosie just went “not to be mean but i hope your freud matpat post breaches containment” what if i committed roommate-icide

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she dies tonight.

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emojiturtledaily:

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Day 806: 🐢 & [Link]

Requested by: ArgyPargy on Patreon

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eldritchdraaks:

meraki-sunset:

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slumbermancer:

pisboy:

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

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Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

Spades Slick and Clubs Deuce.

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disguisedcheezed:

disguisedcheezed:

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POV: you are a fish.

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meraki-sunset:

disguisedcheezed:

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baby. (we do not talk about how he climbed up the apartment.)

The fact Dirk just raised himself never ceases to amaze me

look at him, he can’t even speak, and he’s already a self-sufficient hunter

deepseaspriteblog:

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UPDATE!

Well, look who finally found their phone. Have the second to last update for the prologue chapter! Hopefully, I’ll be able to end the prologue next week.

ghostcrows:

Killin on a weekend like usual

Watching Ben drowned and slender menderman

She took the password to my creepypasta account she doing too much

I didn’t wipe my blood I just stabbed and got up

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